I stole it unashamedly from Twitter. 
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What's the difference between keith Chegwin and a load of men on horses chasing a fox?
One is a hunt, the other is a ....
Quote: zooo @ July 23 2010, 8:20 PM BSTI stole it unashamedly from Twitter.
Where do you find the least missed comedian from the 70s stinking witless remains?
In Maggie Phil-BIN.
Ah Cheggers you w*nker, look what you've done!
How many Keith Chegwins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Actually he never changes anything about them, he just reuses the old one.
Why did the Cheggers cross the road?
To avoid a Comedian that he'd stole a Chicken joke from.
These forums are meant to be topical. Get over to Twitter for the latest scandal. Apparently someone famous has been passing off baby food as his own produce. We need a new thread
Cow&Gate
Ahem
Larks!
And maybe a new bad one liner thread.
Two Irishman are talking in a bar.
One says "I've heard that Chegwin has started stealing poems from Byron and Shelley." The second man says, "No, they're definitely Keats"
Apologies.
It ain't over till the fat BCGer sings (I'm not fat-but the joke wouldn't work if I said 'very slightly overweight in a middle aged kind of way).
With apologies to the New Seekers and Coke:
I'd Like to tell the world some jokes
I've written on my own
In honesty, not all from me
Some may be more a loan (you cheating bastard)
I'd like to say I wrote them all
But some were specially chose
This category, were jokes you see
I'd borrowed from the pro-s (you robbing bastard)
I'd like to say I'd credited
The authors where I can
That's Tarbuck, Vine and half the time
Alan Carr, Chatty Man (you f**king liar)
They're the jokes I hear
Pass them off as my own
I'll Twitter them
I can't see how
My cover will be blown
I'd like to say my puns and gags
Are basically home-grown
Integrity is not in me
As a Google search has shown (you slimy muppet)
New pop show about Chegwin's drinking
Chuggers needs pop
I wish this thread would go pop.
People who steal know how they feel.
Quote: Marc P @ July 23 2010, 10:40 PM BSTPeople who steal know how they feel.
This.
Aren't most comics on the standup circuit just recycling Tim Vine jokes? BAN THE STANDUPS! BAN THEM ALL!