Quote: chipolata @ July 23 2010, 9:44 AM BSTIt's Janice Long I feel for, having Cheggars as a little brother.
I think they derserve each other.
Really though it's about performing I think.
For instance someone like Tim Vine has a terrifically sharp brain and can spew them out at an incredible rate - but I suspect that Cheggers could never really do stand-up and has to put them in writing. It's not the same at all as anyone could post them.
Speaking of Tim Vine, Chegger's latest tweet is a mangled Vine joke...
"Called gym 2 see if they could teach me 2 do the splits. They said, How flexible are you? I said, I can't make Fridays"
Here are, he can have this one I just thought of:
I went in to the bookies the other day and the bloke behind the counter gave me a load of cash. He said I didn't deserve it as it really belonged to a lot of other people. I asked him why he was giving it to me and he said:
'You've had a Cheg-win'
Poor Will but not as poor as this:
Who's got a small cock, steals jokes and is a Marxist revolutionary?
Che gwin Vara.
v. poor indeed but I can get poorer
What do you get if you cross an unfunny man from the Czech republic with a penguin who steals fish of all his mates and treats them as his own:
'Keith Chegwin'
What do you call a Red Indian who's just won some beer?
Chief Kegwin
Gentlemen please, have some order! That must be close to a double banning surely!
I offered to throw some Carribean food at Cheggers. but he was adamant that he Roti himself.
'Aaron'
Yeah sorry about that.
I was actually hoping this thread might bring up some interesting discussion.
*Thinks about opening Cheggers joke thread.
If you look at his Twitter page he's promoting something called "Cheggers Bingo"
Hugh Laurie plays bingo. When he wins, he shouts 'House'.
Chegwin shouts:
' Someone else's house but I mainly built it from bricks I made myself along with some old bricks I remembered'
Cheggars can't be boozers.
Careful Zooo I think that may be a Frank Skinner one.
Don't start getting all Cheggish on us.