Not bad at all even tho she did start with a toilet routine! What the hell is it with females and toilets??? It's like they have to let you know toilets are female territory, like chemists and handbags. Thankfully she soon got onto other topics, but I was a bit worried at first. Not worried, deeply depressed. Not bad overall tho. (Inserts smiley to affirm relative approval). 
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ September 9 2011, 5:53 PM BSTIt's like they have to let you know toilets are female territory
Alf you know where you can insert your smiley 
She was very amusing.
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2011, 5:18 PM BSTI'm having some quiche now.
Quiche my arse! As Jim would say.
Quote: Marc P @ September 9 2011, 11:08 PM BSTQuiche my arse!
I'd rather not, Marc!
LOL.
Two rectal insertion jokes on one thread page and we aren't even half way through yet.
Why don't you shove your magic torch up your fundament?
And that's 3!
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2011, 11:15 PM BSTI'd rather not, Marc!
Could be worse......like Quiche Lorraine Kelly's arse. >_<
Quote: Jamey @ September 10 2011, 2:16 PM BSTTwo rectal insertion jokes on one thread page and we aren't even half way through yet.
Jamey dear boy, a quiche on the cheek might be quite continental, but insertion is not quite what was meant at all.
Quote: Marc P @ September 10 2011, 10:39 PM BSTJamey dear boy, a quiche on the cheek might be quite continental, but insertion is not quite what was meant at all.
Probably just wishful thinking on my part then. 
Marc I was singing this!
Quote: Marc P @ September 10 2011, 10:39 PM BSTa quiche on the cheek might be quite continental, but insertion is not quite what was meant at all.
A quiche on the cheek might be quite continental, but ploughmans are a girl's best friend.
You girls... you want it on a plate!
Come on now, this is all getting a bit cheesey.