The worst thing you've dropped down the toilet... Page 4

I was dropped a kirby grip in there. It wouldn't flush and so it just stayed there forever rusting at the bottom.

I don't even know what a kirby grip is.

What's a kirby grip? Some kind of hair or beard clip made of metal?

EDIT: Ah a hairpin.

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Girl stuff!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 20 2010, 4:23 AM BST

No toilet roll left + no money = substitute kitchen roll

No kitchen roll left + still no money = substitute 'Metro' free paper

No 'Metro' left + can't be arsed to fetch another 'Metro' =

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Not quite on topic but I did rescue a spider that had fell down and was balancing on top of the water obviously just waiting to drown

Quote: David Carmon @ July 20 2010, 11:53 PM BST

Not quite on topic but I did rescue a spider that had fell down and was balancing on top of the water obviously just waiting to drown

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Same here.
But you may need to replace rescue with flush, and replace just waiting to drown with going about his business.

He was lucky!
I was going to strangle him with a Kirby grip.

How do you know the poor thing wasn't a urophiliac?

I once dropped $6.50 in bottle redemption slips into the toilet at work...sad day.