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Moat trailer

WE ARE LOOKING ON A HUGE GRASS PLANE

VO
They stole his kids, his jobs but they couldn't steal his freedom.
Mel Gibson is Moat!

CAMERA PANS TO REVEAL A VAST HORDE OF EXTRAS IN ORANGE TSHIRTS WITH AWFUL MOHICAN HAIRCUTS WAVING SHOTGUNS.

MEL GIBSON ADRESSES THEM FROM A BMX HE IS WEARING AN ORANGE TSHIRT AND HAS ORANGE STRIPES PAINTED ON HIS FACE.

MEL
Freedom! Broon! Tabs!

WE SEE THEY ARE FACING A HUGE ARMY OF POLICE MEN AND WOMEN
THEY LOOK RATHER JEWISH WITH BEARDS AND SIDELOCKS (INCLUDING THE WOMEN)

VO
25% more historically accurate than Braveheart. See it or you deserve to be raped by a pack of Nicaraguans!

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. Hard. Laughing out loud

You are an appalling racialist.

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Simply unforgivable!!!

Quote: robert aitken @ July 15 2010, 12:22 AM BST

You are an appalling racialist.

Hey it maybe many things but it ain't racist!

Very good :)

Did the last line just come out of nowhere or has Gibson been spouting off about Nicaraguan rapists?

More that everyone is saying he used the "n" word.

So I thought supposing he wasn't referring to Afro-Americans.

Are you telling me Braveheart wasn't 100% historically accurate? Damn movies!

As for the sketch - no comment! Angelic

No comment good or bad?

Ha! I felt like a naughty girl giggling at something I should not be giggling at. More Please.

Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2010, 9:49 AM BST

More that everyone is saying he used the "n" word.

So I thought supposing he wasn't referring to Afro-Americans.

In that case I'd lose the last line. It sort of comes out of nowhere and isn't linked.

Or just not be a pansy about it and throw in the actual word he used!

Too sick to ever get done but Laughing out loud

Not much use, sorry.

(ps. the "racialist" comment was not serious. Halfwits like Moat tend to use that word when defending English supremacist NF-bullshit)

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