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Mel Gibson tape Page 4

Quote: chipolata @ July 12 2010, 10:21 PM BST

Crowe was beastly to national treasure Mark Lawson. No matter what Gibson does, it could never be as bad as that.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 12 2010, 4:21 AM BST

I love how this whole conversation is tagged as a racist rant.

Gibson is taped ordering his wife to get rid of her "fake tits" because she looks like a "Vegas whore". He tells her to stop wearing tight clothes because they make her look like a "bitch on heat". (Hello, she's the partner of an A-List Hollywood superstar, what do you want her to wear, a Matalan nightie?!!) He tells her she's such a slut that people can see her pussy from behind. He tells her that she has to stay in the house. He throws every mysogynistic, controlling, filthy insult he can at her.

Oh and he also says the word "nigger". Which seems to be all the press have picked up on. Errr

I thought the same. Surely the main reason for condemning him is his treatment of the other person on the recording.

Just listened to it... I hope he feels bad!

His agent has dropped him. I think he's supposed to have a film coming out soon, too. I wonder when that'll see the light of day!

Ah, here's a picture. It's about a man who goes crazy and starts talking through a beaver puppet:

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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ July 12 2010, 10:22 PM BST

Ooh I don't know tho, do you know how competetive these antipodeans are?

Mel Gibson was born in America. He holds American and Irish citizenship on account of his mother being from Ireland.

He grew up in Australia and, if anything, is quite a restrained example of Oz manhood.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 13 2010, 9:09 AM BST

His agent has dropped him. I think he's supposed to have a film coming out soon, too. I wonder when that'll see the light of day!

Ah, here's a picture. It's about a man who goes crazy and starts talking through a beaver puppet:

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Laughing out loud Teary He looks even scarier than Anthony Hopkins did with his ventriloquist's dummy. Ah I wish that was a film.

Can someone please add a speech bubble to that beaver that says "You will blow me!" as I'm at work and don't have access to Photoshop right now.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ July 13 2010, 11:21 AM BST

Laughing out loud Teary He looks even scarier than Anthony Hopkins did with his ventriloquist's dummy. Ah I wish that was a film.

That's not a joke picture, it's an on set pic from his next film, 'The Beaver'!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 13 2010, 11:37 AM BST

That's not a joke picture, it's an on set pic from his next film, 'The Beaver'!

A film I can't possibly imagine seeing the light of day now.

Quote: chipolata @ July 13 2010, 10:20 AM BST

He grew up in Australia and, if anything, is quite a restrained example of Oz manhood.

Perhaps you haven't journeyed to Oz for a while. Most of the menfolk seem to be pooftahs or immigrants these days.

Quote: David Bussell @ July 13 2010, 11:22 AM BST

Can someone please add a speech bubble to that beaver that says "You will blow me!" as I'm at work and don't have access to Photoshop right now.

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Done, but Paint was sufficient. Surely a caption alluding to fisting and a "pack of niggers" would have been more apt?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 13 2010, 11:37 AM BST

That's not a joke picture, it's an on set pic from his next film, 'The Beaver'!

:O

Quote: Kenneth @ July 13 2010, 12:06 PM BST

Done, but Paint was sufficient. Surely a caption alluding to fisting and a "pack of niggers" would have been more apt?

He does have a way with words doesn't he. >_<

And look what he did to poor Eric Cartman!:

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He went to the toilet on his face!

Quote: Kenneth @ July 13 2010, 12:06 PM BST
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Done, but Paint was sufficient. Surely a caption alluding to fisting and a "pack of niggers" would have been more apt?

I'm unable to see this right now as my work has installed a rather prissy net filter. I'm assuming It's awesome though. I notice my name is in the filename. Should I be concerned?

Quote: David Bussell @ July 13 2010, 1:54 PM BST

Should I be concerned?

No.

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