Didn't really expect this to be broadcast, but I enjoyed writing it.
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GRAMS:TACKY DANCE TRACK PLAYS THROUGHOUT.
MALE V/O
AUSSIE VOICE - SINGS) 9-8-9-1 29-29 45
FEMALE V/O:Would you like to chat to drunken racists in your area?
MALE V/OSINGS) 9-8-9-1 29-29 45
FEMALE V/O
o you want to hear terrifying threats aimed at you and your property?
MALE V/OSINGS) 9-8-9-1 29-29 45
FEMALE V/O:Then call Mel Gibson Chat now....why not call Mel in the early hours and hear him threaten to burn down your house...but not before you blow him!
MALE V/OSINGS) 9-8-9-1 29-29 45
FEMALE V/O:Hear Mel rage at you in a misogynistic tirade where you could be called a "F...
FXBLEEP)
FEMALE V/O...ing pig in heat"....or maybe a "psycho C...
FXBLEEP)
FEMALE V/O:...nt" or maybe even a...
FX:BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP, BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEP
FEMALE:who can go and...
FX:BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEEEEEP, BLEEP
MALE V/OSINGS) 9-8-9-1 29-29 45
FEMALE V/O:Chat to Mel live while he's comprehensively intoxicated, and behind the wheel of a car. Yes sweet tits, pick up the phone now and you could hear Mel rant about how Jews are responsible for all global wars.
MALE V/OSINGS) 9-8-9-1 29-29 45
FEMALE V/OSERIOUS TONE) Calls cost 20 pence a minute, and may result in you having to take out a restraining order.
