TWOCING

I've just seen the funniest thing ever on TV.

It was on Police, Camera, Action. An amateur dramactic group were re-enacting a car crash with a dead polystyrine baby. It was hilarious. It was to educate school children about the dangers of TWOCING (Taking a vechile WithOut Consent)

Anyway has anyone seen anything really funny on TV which was meant to be deadly serious.

Watching Stags mate is hilarious, the male sticks out his toungue, ejaculates in about 1 second and pushes the feamale stag away roughly with his penis. Hilarious. I'm going to have to try that at least once before i die.

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In answer, I find practically anything funny. Half the stuff on TV these days is utter wank, but takes itself really seriously.

I'm sad enough to reply to my own thread but theres a TV add for a sexline which says 'text "meet" to 08...' Whenever I hear the add, when the TVs on in the corner of the room, it sounds like the woman is saying 'text "meat" to 08...' Well it makes me laugh.

Puts on Babeworld... boobs and lot of 'em!! It makes me laugh that there are about 70 porn channels on Sky.

Sadly there are none on Freeview.

Although I find there are quite enough boobs on the music channels.

There maybe no boobs on Freeview, but I bet there are loads of tits.

Yes, Vernon Kaye features predominantly.

Not a great fan of Bo Selecta but i love his impression of Vernon Kay...i'd say it's very realistic!

Quote: Leevil @ May 13, 2007, 1:28 AM

Puts on Babeworld... boobs and lot of 'em!! It makes me laugh that there are about 70 porn channels on Sky.

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Porn is hilarious.

Quote: ajp29 @ May 13, 2007, 1:04 AM

Watching Stags mate is hilarious, the male sticks out his toungue, ejaculates in about 1 second and pushes the feamale stag away roughly with his penis. Hilarious. I'm going to have to try that at least once before i die.

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Why do you want to shag a deer?

Just once for a laugh yes. U have to see it to believe it.

I can imagine it if that`s any good!

No ajp.

You organise it we'll all come and watch. Roasting venison or is it really dogging?

Ah I see what I did there. I want to try it with a lady, not a deer. I don't know if that highers or lowers your opinion of me.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 13, 2007, 9:23 PM

Roasting venison or is it really dogging?

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Venison is absolutely vile.