Worst idea for a drink Page 3

B-Randy
The spirited spirt with added viagra

Phlegmonade

Thick, sticky, stringy mucus secreted by the mucous membrane of the respiratory tract. Carbonated.

Pasty Spumanti

Sparkling meat and potato drink, especially liked in Cornwall

I've drunk this stuff (once), which is in the news again:

New York's crappiest cup of coffee is also its most expensive. At $30 a cup, "Kopi Luwak" is made from beans collected from the droppings of a small, cat-like mammal called a civet.

The java - often called "cat poo coffee" - isn't everyone's cup of tea and was nearly banned in Indonesia this month for being unsanitary.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/27/2010-07-27_this_coffee_smells_like__30_cup_of_joe_comes_from_felines_feces.html

Jim and Tonic. Not tasty, and the Jim will be pretty pissed off.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 27 2010, 10:05 AM BST

I've drunk this stuff (once), which is in the news again:

New York's crappiest cup of coffee is also its most expensive. At $30 a cup, "Kopi Luwak" is made from beans collected from the droppings of a small, cat-like mammal called a civet.

The java - often called "cat poo coffee" - isn't everyone's cup of tea and was nearly banned in Indonesia this month for being unsanitary.

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/27/2010-07-27_this_coffee_smells_like__30_cup_of_joe_comes_from_felines_feces.html

View original

No real drinks please

Years ago our company had a cocktail making competition which was jusged by the 25 stone Marketing Director. Not a pretty sight.

For our group we had the name before the drink: Angry Red Welly

We set to making a drink to match the name but only succeeded in creating a liquid that looked the cross between blood and an oil slick.

Needless to say I didn't taste it and the judge spat it out. We didn't win.

Lebanonade

The Human League's favourite tipple.

Gin and tourniquet

Drink these to excess, then if you fall out of a window onto railings you have an internal mechanism to control venous and arterial circulation to an extremity for a period of time.

Stoke- tastes of pottery.

A Slow uncomfortable Screw against RuPaul.

Glider- gives you wings

Scum and Black- BNP members drink of choice..

Roscoffee
A most unpleasant brew.

Slangria

A Jubbly drop of Wallop.

Tequila Steve Sunshine.
Very sweet and intoxicating.

Metaxi. The drink that never arrives.

Lemon-Aids
If Carlbuggers - It would probably the best anal in the world.

Quote: sootyj @ July 6 2010, 9:07 PM BST

Tequila Mocking Bird

View original