Another one that failed to get anywhere last week. Probably too weak though.
Dan
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GOOD OCEAN LEAKS
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MILES:
The National Oceanography Centre have a plan to spray iron sulphate over the oceans in an attempt to bloom phytoplankton, thereby cutting 1billion tonnes of carbon emissions from the atmosphere each and every year. Doing things on such a scale can only be doomed to failure, so it's a personal hope of mine that all three Top Gear presenters get to undertake this challenge.
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RESEARCHER:
... and, with that, carbon emissions will be massively reduced pretty much forever!
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CONSULTANT:
Well, that all sounds fantastic, and not only because I won't have to get rid of my Range Rover Sport. But, let me get this straight in my head, you want our company to find somebody, maybe some sort of big, global name-
RESEARCHER:
Yes. Exactly!
CONSULTANT:
-*massive* in fact, who would be really adept, good even-
RESEARCHER:
Yes!! That's it! Spot on!
CONSULTANT:
-in spewing thousands and thousands and *thousands* of gallons of liquid-
RESEARCHER:
Uncontrollably!
CONSULTANT:
-uncontrollably, all over the place. Willy-nilly.
RESEARCHER:
Yes! The willier-nillier, the better!
CONSULTANT:
Hmmm... I see....
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RESEARCHER:
(EXCITED) Does anybody spring to mind?
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CONSULTANT:
Yes, actually. (BEAT) Let me give that Mark Owen a call...
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