OK, I know it's all a bit obvious and they could't get the music rights anyway probably, but I still like it. Comments welcome.
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GRAMS'LONELY MAN' THEME FROM THE INCREDIBLE HULK TV PROGRAMME.
KIRSTIEo, why did you pick that tune?
GORDON BROWN:I just thought it was poignant - this man, Bruce Banner, always has to move on, no matter how loved or how good at his job he is.
KIRSTIE:And why did he?
GORDON BROWN:Well, he used to get angry. I used to get angry. They didn't like me when I was angry.
KIRSTIE:But you didn't turn green.
GORDON BROWN: Not after Tony left Number Ten, no.
GRAMS'I AM THE WALRUS' BY THE BEATLES
KIRSTIE:Tony Hayward, why do you like this song so much?
TONY HAYWARD:I just like The Beatles.
KIRSTIE:That's it?
TONY HAYWARD:Yeah.
KIRSTIE:It's not that you are the Walrus?
TONY HAYWARD:What do you mean?
KIRSTIE:I don't know maybe because Walruses were part of BP's spill response plan and turned out not to be? ... Or that Walruses like playing in the sea thousands of miles from the Gulf of Mexico?
TONY HAYWARD:Erm ... we'll have to wait for the full report.
GRAMSBOBBY VEE'S 'RUBBER BALL'
KIRSIE: So, Robert Green, what is it about the idea of a ball bouncing back to you that so appeals to you?
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