Reality Check.

Another old one...

EXT. GARDEN. DAY.

A NON-DESCRIPT COUPLE ARE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GARDEN STARING AHEAD AS A CAMERA ZOOMS AROUND THEM FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

ANNOUNCER
Meet Tim and Sandy Smindly, theya re both currently employed as Accountants in the city. Keen skiers and tired of the hub-bub they are looking to get away from it all by purchasing a Holiday home in the Swiss Alps. With a budget of just 50 thousand they hope to aquire the ideal get away haunt. Lets see what their money will buy them.

CUT TO:

INT. PUB. DAY.
A BUSY WESTEND PUB, IN THE CENTER OF THE SHOT IS A MAN DRESSED IN A BLACK SUIT WITH A WHITE SHIRT. HE IS IN THE PROCESS OF DOWNING A PINT, HE NOTICES THE CAMERA AND PUTS THE PINT DOWN AND APPROACHES THE CAMERA.

MAN (ANGRILY)
Nothing. Now f*ck off and stop wasting my f*cking time.

SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISMAY HE GOES BACK TO HIS PINT.

ANNOUNCER
And on next weeks, Reality Check we meet burger van operative Dave Chimnd, who wants to open a 5 star resturant and is looking to get TV Chef Gordon Ramsey on board.

EBD

I wouldn't have them as accountants, I'd make their jobs more pathetic. Or make them pensioners.

This a good idea. Nice and quick too, although I would second what chip says.

Quote: chipolata @ June 22 2010, 11:20 PM BST

I wouldn't have them as accountants, I'd make their jobs more pathetic. Or make them pensioners.

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There's a job more pathetic than accountants? When did that happen

(Says the computer programmer ).

It's not bad but it seems to lack a real twist and it's not too true to form.

Most of these shows are full of despicable arse bells who somehow have 100,000s of squids despite being working class and common.

Probably ripped it off benefits or something. So them having 50,000 and being turned down seems like something that wouldn't happen.