WILLIAM HAGUE IS CHATTING TO BARRACK OBAMA
WILLIAM
So Mr President you wanted to talk to me about a new terrorist threat.
OBAMA
Yes Mr Hague. We Americans have been a victim of a WMD attack.
WILLIAM
That is terrible. I hope it wasn't nuclear.
OBAMA
No it was petrol. These fiends are flooding our Gulf coast with thousands of gallons a day.
WILLIAM
That would explain why I'm chained to the ceiling wouldn't it? (RATTLES HIS CHAINS) You do realise that's British Petroleum not Britain don't you?
OBAMA
My friend Berlusconni was telling me about a terrible terrorist. Who killed 1000s of his citizens.
WILLIAM
Who?
OBAMA
Bouedica.
WILLIAM
But that was 1000s of years ago. Besides the Romans were occupying us.
OBAMA
Occupying or liberating you? And what about your 1776 attack on America?
WILLIAM
But you revolted...you attacked us.
OBAMA
That's just what I'd expect a terrorist mastermind to say!