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Ha, yeah I know. I just reread it. She managed to lose her few interesting valid points among a sea of ignorant, bizarre opinions.

I suppose the good thing with terminally ill columnists is one day they do stop writing.

Carole Malone in the Sun. Who is she? Did they just snatch her from some anti paedo riot and lock her in a cellar. And make her listen to Gary Glitter whilst recording her screams.

And who can forget. Danny Dyer.
He phones his 100 word column into a typist. He can't even send a basic email.

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 7:43 PM BST

I remember Lynda Lee Potter used to annoy me. Then she died.

No need to let that stop her annoying you. Just think back.

I loathe Thatcher and will even after she dies !

(Get on with it you old bat. I can only store so many bottles of urine in the garage.)

I reckon she is dead. Just no one's had the guts to bury her.

Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 9:06 PM BST

I reckon she is dead. Just no one's had the guts to bury her.

Me ! Me ! Me ! Me !

I'll hire a digger to plant her a long, long way down with crosses and garlic in repeating layers above her just in case !

Alison Pearson.

Ulrika.

Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 8:40 PM BST

And who can forget. Danny Dyer.
He phones his 100 word column into a typist. He can't even send a basic email.

Some columnists don't even do that. Instead, they have ghost writers,and all they do is put their name to the ghost writer's name.

Julie Birchell has written some ignorant crap in her time, but she might have done so just to be controversial.

Poor girl can't even decide if she likes the cock.

Quote: Nogget @ June 10 2010, 5:10 AM BST

Julie Birchell has written some ignorant crap in her time, but she might have done so just to be controversial.

That is pretty much the columnist's job description.

Sure, and anyone who advocates the old Soviet Union is either being deliberately controversial or just plain mental.

Those Fifth columnists.

Quote: Chappers @ June 10 2010, 8:34 PM BST

Those Filth columnists.

Have you been reading the Sunday Sport again?

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