Bed Quickie

INT. LIVING ROOM SCENE.

A COUPLE ARE ON A SEETEE KISSING AND CUDDLING.

WOMAN:
Shall we go to bed?

MAN:
Ok.

THE COUPLE WALK TOWARDS THE BEDROOM. AS THE WOMAN OPENS THE BEDROOM DOOR SHE STOPS AND TURNS ROUND TO TALK TO THE MAN.

WOMAN:
I'll go on top this time.

MAN:
No, you were on top last time, I'll go on top.

WOMAN:
I know but I really want to be on top.

MAN:
It's my turn, I'll go on top.

WOMAN:
No, me.

MAN:
We can't both be on top. Let's toss for it.

THE MAN TOSSES A COIN AND SAYS 'HEADS.'

WOMAN:
Ooh, tails it is then. Me on top again.

THEY WALK INTO THE BEDROOM. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM IS A BED OF NAILS.

Nice very nice.

But you could lose almost all the dialogue.

Ha, I thought it was going to be a bunk bed.

Thanks

I like this one alot.

When they get down to things.
I hope she doesn't Fakir it.

*skulks away into the dark, shaking Nigels head at that one*

There's no hope for you or me Steve... Incidentally, who is going to win the world cup?

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ June 9 2010, 11:45 AM BST

INT. LIVING ROOM SCENE.

A COUPLE ARE ON A SEETEE KISSING AND CUDDLING.

WOMAN:
Shall we go to bed?

MAN:
Ok.

THE COUPLE WALK TOWARDS THE BEDROOM. AS THE WOMAN OPENS THE BEDROOM DOOR SHE STOPS AND TURNS ROUND TO TALK TO THE MAN.

WOMAN:
I'll go on top this time.

MAN:
No, you were on top last time, I'll go on top.

WOMAN:
I know but I really want to be on top.

MAN:
It's my turn, I'll go on top.

WOMAN:
No, me.

MAN:
We can't both be on top. Let's toss for it.

THE MAN TOSSES A COIN AND SAYS 'HEADS.'

WOMAN:
Ooh, tails it is then. Me on top again.

THEY WALK INTO THE BEDROOM. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM IS A BED OF NAILS.

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I thought they were just going to have bunk beds :-)

I was another expecting bunk beds, so nicely misdirected there Nigel.

Yip, it's a good 'un.