SOOTYJ SITS IN A SMOKING JACKET BEFORE AN OPEN FIRE WITH A LEATHER BOUND BOOK
SOOTYJ
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin children..this is the story of Trumpy the Trumpoline.
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A KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY IN A NICE MIDDLECLASS HOUSE WITH A BIG GARDEN, PROBABLY SURREY.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS TRAMPOLINE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GARDEN
THE BIRTHDAY BOY CLIMBS ON IT AND STARTS TO BOUNCE, GENTLY AT FIRST BUT WITH INCREASING VIGOUR
HIS MOTHER RUNS TO STOP HIM. ALMOST IN SLOMO.
THE LITTLE BOY HAS ONE ENORMOUS LEAP
FX HUGE FARTING SOUND
HE FLYS OFF INTO THE AIR LIKE A ROCKET
A THICK GREEN CLOUD EMANATES FROM THE TRAMPOLINE
ALL THE PARTY GOERS VOMIT HEAVILY
SCENE3
SOOTYJ IS STILL BY THE FIRE AND ADRESSES THE VIEWERS
SOOTYJ
And remember kids don't send ytour parents to Dignitas. They didn't have you aborted.
