OATWHEAT CEREAL ADVERT.
VOICE: Oatwheat Cereal. Experience this tasty and healthy breakfast that sets you up for the day ahead.
All you need is a splash of milk, a spoon and ten spare minutes in the morning to sample this delicious treat. If you don't have ten minutes, that's alright, wait until you get to work. You'll probably find something to eat in the canteen.
But if you got up a few minutes too early by mistake and because of that fact you now have a bit of time to kill, then in that situation,you can start your day the Oatwheat way.
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TRANQUIL SOUNDS CD ADVERT
ELOQUENT VOICE: Finally, the relaxation you deserve in your very own home with this double cd set. Experience a babbling brook in your kitchen or a summer meadow in your living room, providing a relaxing backdrop to soothing tones. Tranquil Sounds is not available in shops or even by credit card, In fact; you cannot buy it at all. This is just an ad to brag that I have it... and you don't.
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MAIN STREET BANK ADVERT
VOICE: Main Street Bank. The bank you can trust. We will not be beaten on mortgages, loans or savings accounts. For all your financial needs, trust Main Street Bank.
TERMS & CONDITIONS VOICE:
Main Street Bank is a subsidiary of Town Bank and is in no way affiliated with Village Bank, Suburb Bank or Backdoor Bank. Main Street Bank is a licensed bank. If you do not keep up repayments you may lose your hair.
Main Street Bank is a legitimate bank, Main Street Bank is not a legitimate bank, Main Street Bank is not a bank. Terms and Conditions apply.
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CHAIRWORLD ADVERT.
Hard day at work? Feeling tired and sluggish? Why not sit down.
Here at Chairworld we're selling chairs. Buy the two front legs and get the back two at minimum cost, but that's not all.
We will also include a seat to put on the four legs and we will also include a back so your children won't have to sit like this... I know you can't see me because I'm out of shot, but I'm leaning back!
But that's not all!.....Oh, actually it is. So come on down to Chairworld where we Chair..ish you (PROLONGED LAUGH)Aha ha ha ha haaaaaa........ That laugh again is Aha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa.
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