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Words that should be a criminal offence to use Page 3

Maybe now the evil twins are in power, we can start saying

"It's political incorrectness gone mad"

I don't mind women saying it, but when men say the word 'Loo' that too is cringeworthy.

I don't mind women saying it, but when men say the word 'Loo' that too is cringeworthy.

Agreed. It's not very masculine, is it?

Indiana Jones: I'm about to enter the Temple of Doom, but before going in ... I need to pop to the loo.

"Twat". It's just a horrible, horrible word.

"Bespoke" angers me for some reason. As do ignorant arses who say "skellington" . And "chimbley" instead of "chimney".
The worst though is "arks" instead of "ask". Especially when coming from a white London teenager's gob. The capital's black community at least have an excuse - it apparently stems from way back when slaves from the Congo were used, and in their language words ending with "sk" were alien to them, so the s and k was subverted and it just stuck. Although that presumably also means they'd pronounce "disc" as "dicks". But anyway.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 26 2010, 8:54 AM BST

I realised I was doing that all the time and with exactly and actually and the thing that annoyed me the most was that I wasn't even saying them correctly. Trained myself out of it though.

I had asimilar problem with 'basically'.

Oh and "apropos of nothing". I hate that. As well as sounding incredibly-wanky, it basically means "Oh by the way, I'm about to make a worthless statement based on f**k all."

Great, thanks.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 26 2010, 12:45 PM BST

"Bespoke" angers me for some reason. As do ignorant arses who say "skellington" .

My nephew used to say 'skellybones' for skeleton when he was little. I like that word, it's a bit BFG.

I generally dislike abbreviations used by people trying to look like they're knowledgeable about a subject.

I like the word 'twat'. It's nice and spitty. Flowery Twats.

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 26 2010, 12:45 PM BST

"Bespoke" angers me for some reason. As do ignorant arses who say "skellington" . And "chimbley" instead of "chimney".

Lee you are aware you live in the northern part of the country?

Quote: sootyj @ May 26 2010, 12:52 PM BST

Lee you are aware you live in the northern part of the country?

Why aye man

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 26 2010, 12:45 PM BST

"Bespoke" angers me for some reason. As do ignorant arses who say "skellington" . And "chimbley" instead of "chimney".
The worst though is "arks" instead of "ask". Especially when coming from a white London teenager's gob. The capital's black community at least have an excuse - it apparently stems from way back when slaves from the Congo were used, and in their language words ending with "sk" were alien to them, so the s and k was subverted and it just stuck. Although that presumably also means they'd pronounce "disc" as "dicks". But anyway.

Around here people (including my Mum) say Miggle, puggle, kook and doo wer - Instead of middle, puddle, cook (pronounced cuck) and door.

Also I despise when people say I brought a new DVD today. Instead of I bought a new DVD today.

I use basically and 'At the end of the day' way too much.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 26 2010, 12:13 PM BST

"Twat". It's just a horrible, horrible word.

It's great!

What about c**t?

Quote: Lee Henman @ May 26 2010, 12:45 PM BST

The worst though is "arks" instead of "ask". Especially when coming from a white London teenager's gob. The capital's black community at least have an excuse - it apparently stems from way back when slaves from the Congo were used, and in their language words ending with "sk" were alien to them, so the s and k was subverted and it just stuck. Although that presumably also means they'd pronounce "disc" as "dicks". But anyway.

It's sheer laziness.

I say loads of these!

I'll just go and kill myself.

Snog. Horrible word that shouldn't be used after the age of twelve.

Quote: Aaron @ May 26 2010, 7:27 PM BST

It's great!

What about c**t?

Also awful. I just think they sound so derogatory, and they're always used as such insults when a name for *that* shouldn't be. I know it happens with names for men bits too, but "dick" or whatever doesn't seem quite so damning.

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