Ied.

A BRITISH PATROL SOMEWHERE IN TERRORIST BASTARDISTAN. SUDDENLY 2 TERRORIST BASTARDS JUMP OUT FROM COVER.

TERRORIST BASTARD2
You're in a pet shop and your motivation is laughter.

TERRORIST BASTARD1
My dog has no nose.

TERRORIST BASTARD2
How does it hold it? So it can vote Libdem.

TERRORIST BASTARD1
Oooh politics!

SOLDIER1
Open fire.

THE PATROL OPENS FIRE ON THE TERRORIST BASTARDS WHO EXPLODE SPRAYING THE PATROL WITH BLOOD AND GUTS.

SOLDIER2
I hate these improvised explosive devices,

This is possibly the best thing you have ever written.

I read this early when you first posted and didn't get it. Now I do, very good soots!

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 25 2010, 3:27 PM BST

This is possibly the best thing you have ever written.

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Erm thanks I thought the one with the superhero who shat himself was better.

But I suspect you have better taste.

Quote: Afinkawan @ May 25 2010, 3:27 PM BST

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Erm thanks I thought the one with the superhero who shat himself was better.

But I suspect you have better taste.

I like it.
It's funny with a great punchline.

I wonder if it would work with a set up along the lines of.
Now I want one of you to shout out a dangerous explosive, and another person to shout out some kind of unobtrusive trigger device.
And any type of sturdy yet light casing.

I like it but I disagree with Afinkawan. YWB. But in a good way.

I don't understand why Terrorist Bastard 2 talks before Terrorist Bastard 1 though.

Because I rewrote the dialogue and needed another line but couldn't be bothered to switch 1 for 2.

That and I'm an icconaclast.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 25 2010, 11:44 PM BST

I like it.
It's funny with a great punchline.

I wonder if it would work with a set up along the lines of.
Now I want one of you to shout out a dangerous explosive, and another person to shout out some kind of unobtrusive trigger device.
And any type of sturdy yet light casing.

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That's an interesting point.

It could work better. But my feeling is that people are more likely to struggle with the improv bit than the IED bit.