Inapired by David Bussells sketch
INT. PSYCHOLOGIST'S OFFICE - DAY
RORSCHACH FROM THE WATCHMEN IS SITTING ON THE EDGE OF THE COUCH AS THE DOCTOR STUDIES HIS NOTES.
DOCTOR:
Well Mr Rawshank, I'd like to try something different today, I will show you a selection of cards with abstract images on them & you have to tell me what you see.
RORSCHACH:
I don't like the sound of that Doc!
DOCTOR:
It's perfectly common test I assure you. You may know it better as the Inkblot test, named after it's inventor professor Herman Inkblot. There are no right or wrong answers, just say the first thing that comes into your mind.
HE HANDS RORSCHACH A CARD.
DOCTOR (CONT):
What do you see there?
RORSCHACH:
Um, I see... A Mirror.
DOCTOR:
Okay, how about this next one - what do you see?
HE HANDS HIM A NEW CARD.
RORSCHACH:
Same as the first one... a Mirror.
DOCTOR:
Right. And this one?
HE HANDS HIM ANOTHER CARD.
SUBJECT:
Still a Mirror.
DOCTOR:
Mr Rawshank, may I ask? Has anyone ever told you that your face looks like two guys F**king
Rorschach: (SIGHS)
Yes! All the time.
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