BNP members feel succesful for once in your pitiful lives by having a "send them home now" rally at the departures lounge of Heathrow airport.
Wives of violent alcoholics. Why not swop his Stella for alcohol free Kaliber? That way hubby will be able to remember you why he gave you a black eye. Thus saving you from making the same mistake twice!
Quote: Tuumble @ May 18 2010, 2:53 PM BSTHousewives! Avoid spending money on petrol by using virtually every drop of fuel in the tank by the time your husband next needs to use the car.
My husband does that to me....not funny 
Not really a Writers' Discussion - moved to General.
I like the one in the current edition . .
'A ladder turned upside down can be used for getting down off of things.'