British Comedy Guide

Basketball

EXT.BASKETBALL COURT.DAY

CAPTAINS MARK AND ROB ARE FINISHING PICKING TEAMS

MARK
We'll take Tony

TONY JOINS MARKS TEAM

ROB
And we'll have Mick

MICK JOINS ROB'S TEAM

MARK (TAKING OUT A COIN)
Toss to see who plays skins? Heads or tails Rob?

TONY SUDDENLY LOOKS NERVOUS

ROB
Heads!

MARK
Heads it is, we're playing skins lads!

THE OTHER PLAYERS ON MARKS TEAM START REMOVING THEIR T-SHIRTS AND THEY ARE ALL WEARING SPORTS BRA'S. THEY NOTICE TONY IS RELUCTANT TO TAKE HIS TOP OFF AND START TO JEER HIM. TONY EVENTUALLY REMOVES HIS SHIRT REVEALING THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT WEARING A BRA. THE GAME STARTS AND TONY COVERS HIS NIPPLES UP AND TRIES TO PLAY BUT IT IS AWKWARD. OUT OF SHOT WE HEAR A PASSER-BY WOLF WHISTLE.

One of those you need to visualise - I have done so, and I am sure it would work. Good one.

Yip, liked this.

Yes this is quite visual. It is also quite funny. I liked.

:D would enjoy watching this one.

Same here.
Funny stuff & original as always.

Yep, that's a pretty funny quick one; I can see that one going down well.

Brill Mikado. Although I would be intrigued as to the inspiration for this one :D

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