Hello! It's been a while. Anyway, here's a song. Please tell me what you think, and, if you like, help me to improve it. Would like a stronger ending, and more jokes. So everything, basically. Thanks 
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OH, DAVID CAMERON
To the tune of GIRL, PUT YOUR RECORDS ON (CORRINE BAILEY RAE) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkEeNpWMvgk
[POSSIBLE SETTING: CAMERON AND CLEGG, PRESS-CONFERENCE SET-UP]
FEMALE COMMENTATOR
(starts on the off-beat)
Po- Liti-cal nerds, said we're in limbo
But Clegg told us we don't need to worry.
He flirted with Cameron
So sweet
Making deals round the back of Downing Street.
CLEGG (TO CAMERON)
Maybe sometimes, I led you on, but it's alright
The more we call for change, the more we look the same
Oh, you're my new best mate
Oh, David Ca-me-ron, we can't do that much wrong)
Now we've got rid of Gordon Brown
(CAMERON)
Cool in my faded jeans, been out just met the Queen
And got instated by the Crown
CLEGG
And now I'm deputy PM, somehow.
FEMALE COMMENTATOR
Vote was a tie, no ma-jo-rity
So Nick went out and flirted with both sides
(watch your backs, watch your backs)
CAMERON
Wouldn't let those Labour boys fool you
Got to love Lib Dems turning blue
CLEGG
Maybe some guys, will feel betrayed, but it's alright
'Cause we both look the same, they won't know who to blame
Which am I again?
Oh, David Cameron, you did a big U-turn
Used to enjoy putting me down
You once called me a joke, now I'm a "real top bloke"
CAMERON, LOOKING SHEEPISH:
There's room for us both in this town
I'm gonna eat my words right here, right now
FEMALE COMMENTATOR:
(TO AUDIENCE) 'Twas more than I could take (TO NICK & DAVE) Come now, for pity's sake!
CAMERON
It's about give-and-take - Together we are stronger
When you gonna realise that now we believe we MUST get along, dear
Do what we have to
(CHORUS)
Need, this co-a-li-tion, of Lib-Dems and Con
ser-va-tives to keep in power
At last realised our dreams, now we're on one team
How long till it turns sour?
Nick Clegg and Cameron, blue-yellow new dawn
Once couldn't stand each other
Now like the Milibands, cept these two hold hands
They get on like two brothers
CAMERON
Anyway we've made it here, today, somehow
THEY SKIP OFF HAND IN HAND
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ORIGINAL
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Three little birds, sat on my window.
And they told me I don't need to worry.
Summer came like cinnamon
So sweet,
Little girls double-dutch on the concrete.
Maybe sometimes, we've got it wrong, but it's alright
The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same
Oh, don't you hesitate.
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.
Blue as the sky, sunburnt and lonely,
Sipping tea in the bar by the roadside,
(just relax, just relax)
Don't you let those other boys fool you,
Got to love that afro hair do.
Maybe sometimes, we feel afraid, but it's alright
The more you stay the same, the more they seem to change.
Don't you think it's strange?
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.
'Twas more than I could take, pity for pity's sake
Some nights kept me awake, I thought that I was stronger
When you gonna realise, that you don't even have to try any longer?
Do what you want to.
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
Oh, you're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow
Though with the music on I was quite proud of how the Sweet/back of Downing Street line fit the tune.