Hello peeps. Just completed a Come Dine With Me spoof and would like it if you gave it a watch. Thank you.
Matt
Here's the link:
Come Dine With Me spoof video
Although you haven't really brought anything new to the, er, table, I quite enjoyed it. Especially the last two minutes.
Special mention goes to the young lad with the trendy haircut; he was very good.
A bit hit and miss but I liked the vomit and the wheely bin. 
And the magician was very good.
Maybe work on the way your blood looks onscreen for the future; It looked a bit orange in places. Like when she opens the door at the beginning. 
That was brilliant.
The girl was really good.
Hi, I thought that this was pretty damn funny and echo the thoughts re the magician. I think tighten up the acting and shorten it to make it more punchy (only by a little) and you'll have yourself a very funny ready to serve sketch.
Possibly have them giving their scores in the taxi on the way home as per the show so you can fit in a gag with the dying guy giving his score in the back of an ambulance with an oxygen mask on? Maybe just feebly holding his card up as the paramedics tell the camera crew to get out of the ambulance. I know you haven't got an ambulance so this might be hard to do. It's a hackneyed gag but I reckon if the boring guy while reading the menu at home could crack the (really wooden as if he's been practicing it all day)'If the food is nice I'll hope to give her 9 or 10 but then again if she's good looking maybe I'll just give her one' (snorting laughter from him). He aint funny but maybe thinks that he is. Plus if you have a character saying an old gag which isn't funny you can still get a laugh out of it if you know what I mean.
Well done though, looking forward to more of your stuff.
Karlos.
Thanks buddy. Your ideas heve been noted