Tony knew his civil partner in the New Labour project, Gordon, intimately, and he conceived and gave birth to David. He said, "I have had a male child with the Lord Mandleson's help. Then he also gave birth to his brother Ed. Now Ed became a shepherd of a flock, but David cultivated the land of foreign parts. In the course of time David presented some of the land's produce as an offering to the Lord Mandleson,the Unions and the Labour Party Membership, for that was the electoral college system. And Ed also presented an offering, some of the firstborn of his flock, their fat portions and his skill at writing manifestos that lose elections during tricky economic times. The Lord Mandleson had regard for Ed and his offering, but He did not have regard for David and his offering. David was furious, and he was downcast Then the Lord Mandleson said to David, "Why are you furious? And why are you downcast? If you do right, won't you be accepted? But if you do not do right, sin is crouching at the door. Its desire is for you, but you must master it." David rightly thought the Lord Manleson was the snake once more and was talking bollocks and David said to his brother Ed, "Let's go out to the commons tea room for a brew old bean. "And while they were in the tea room, David attacked his brother Ed and killed him. And then became the leader of the Labour Party.
- Genesis 4:1-8 Sort Of.
