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Shhhhh!

All of this never happened.

:D

I think I heard on Radio Five Live Five Live Five Live Five Live Five Live Five Live tonight, that they have been away since the end of October with only four days at home !

Is this true?

And, if so, I wonder what the reaction of the English football team would be to a similar situation ?

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 12 2011, 12:06 AM GMT

I think I heard on Radio Five Live Five Live Five Live Five Live Five Live Five Live tonight, that they have been away since the end of October with only four days at home !

Is this true?

And, if so, I wonder what the reaction of the English football team would be to a similar situation ?

Make sure we lock up John Terry beforehand

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 12 2011, 12:10 AM GMT

Make sure we lock up John Terry

England vs Sri Lanka: difficult to see England coping with their spinners, but they didn't really even deserve to get to the quarter finals from the group performances.

Just been away for a couple of days and watched the Pakistan v Windies highlights !

What a demolition job !

Don't bet against them.

Australia never stood a chance
India is the home of Kabbadi.
Oh sorry this isn't the rugby thread

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 24 2011, 9:15 PM GMT

Australia never stood a chance
India is the home of Kabbadi.
Oh sorry this isn't the rugby thread

:D

What do you get a South African Cricketer for Easter?
Some Chocalot

You must be choking!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 24 2011, 9:15 PM GMT

India is the home of Kabbadi.
Oh sorry this isn't the rugby thread

You know, I've never understood why the subcontinent countries are the only ex colonies of our once glorious empire who didn't take up rugby and football! And why are they quite so insane about cricket? It's literally life or death for some of them.

Anyone any ideas about this? I've never heard an explanation for this oddness. Do they have a strange affinity for games with sticks only? because they're good at hockey and polo as well as cricket. Why do they love one so worryingly much, and not like the two other most popular sports on earth ?

Nil Putters for the England French Cricket Team

:D It's more interesting than real cricket for sure.

I could rant about today. But I'm too tired. What do you think?

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