Quote: Andy W. @ May 7, 2007, 7:16 PMUnless of course that is the Asoll Atoll my friend!
LOL! Naturally...
Charley in the Maldives Page 2
What a welcome back!!!
Well I must say, It was Phwoargeous in the Maldives. I had to keep my raspberry ripples in me kini top, seeing as how its a muslim country un all.
However whilst trying to do a "Bo derek" by struting my stuff in the Indian Ocean, my kini bottoms fell down and everyone caught a glimpse of my Jack Danny. Oooooooooooops. I managed to talk myself out of the $2000 fine.
Lurrrrrrvely to be back. It's nice to be surrounded by things that dont want to EAT ME!!! That excludes my Gavin who was the only one on the Island that didnt so much as try.
Off to put some more after sun on. I look like a post box, with a wonky wrong way slot.
xxxxx
....did you bring us back a stick of rock?
oh welcome bback by the way 
Don't be nervous Gav...
I take it you had a good time?
No rock guys, sorry. They only had a lickle shop that sold hats,wood carvings & shit. Yes Thankyou WJFK, it was brill.
I bought my ex a carved elephant after a business trip, she wasnt impressed think that another one of the factors shes an Ex Did you co on a catamarange?
Quote: Gavin @ May 23, 2007, 11:38 AM
No too scared of the evil thingy's that wanted to eat me. I ate some sort of meringue that could have been cat tho. Does that count?
My spelling, grammer is still rubbish I meant one of those boats with nets in the middle. They are cool! buy any genuine rolex from friendly curb side sales men?
Oh God. 
Welcome to the boards.
Hey, Charley, we've had a few new memebers (although not as many as you, I suspect) since you've been away so please go easy on them. Welcome home, mate.
I so did not need that image.
You were allowed to wear a bikini. Was this over or under your berka?
Gavin nout wrong with your spelling, i was trying to be humorous. Obviously I am still shite at that. LOL.....
AJP. We were allowed the bikini, however when we went to see how the Maldivians lived we had to have our legs covered to knee length and a top covering our shoulders. I melted. There is still a lickle biddy peice of me there.