INT THE TARDIS
SFX: TARDIS LANDING SOUND
Amy: (Checking the screen) This doesn't look like Glasgow or Cardiff?
Doctor:
Hold on... I just need to be... a little bit ... distracted and... far away with a subtle... layer of... mystery and...
Amy:
Doctor?
Doctor:
Bang! Energetic & childlike ... lets go.... Come on Amy!
THEY EXIT THE TARDIS
AND STAND FACING A DENSE FORESTED AREA
Amy:
Where are we Doctor?
Doctor:
Where are we.... Indeed! That is the question? Are we in a fun light hearted romp, or are we in an altogether darker more dangerous fun light hearted romp.
Amy:
I suppose there's only one way to find out!
THE DOCTOR FLASHES A SMILE AND LIFTS HIS SONIC SCREWDRIVER ALOFT. IT MAKES A HIGH PITCHED NOISE AND THE TREES PART TO LEAVE A PATHWAY
Amy:
Wow! Impressive tool
Doctor:
Nice innuendo, now! Come on! We've got to make sure we stick together no matter what, until I let you wander off a bit later.
THEY WALK ALONG THE PATHWAY UNTIL SUDDENLY WE SEE A LOOK OF TERROR ON AMYS FACE AND THEN WE SEE A BOULDER HURTLING THEIR WAY
Amy:
Doctor look out!
THE DOCTOR SPINS AROUND AND AIMS HIS SONIC SCREWDRIVER AT THE ROCK WHICH THEN SHATTERS INTO A MILLION PIECES.
DOCTOR:
Manic.... Eccentric.... Alonzi! I mean Geronimo! ....Sonic always beats Rock! HA!
Amy:
It's incredible all the things that Sonic Screwdriver thing can do.
DOCTOR:
Hold on Amy... less flirty... a bit more serious... there's something not quite right about this foliage
STARTS SCANNING THE PLANTS WITH THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER
Amy:
I mean it really does do anything that may otherwise be difficult or require an ingenious explanation.
DOCTOR:
Distracted, pensive... & ever so versatile...These aren't organic Amy, these are robotic! We're in more Danger than I thought.
Amy:
Just don't drop your screwdriver we'll be fine.
DOCTOR:
Driven... Authoratitive... Quick we need to get back to the Tardis before that Crack of yours appears again.
Amy:
Alright, Alright, I'll put some leggings on.
DOCTOR:
It's about time we did that running bit!
THEY RUN AWAY FROM NO'ONE BACK TOWARDS THE TARDIS.
Amy:
Doctor? You know how that Screwdriver seems to be able to do anything that you want it to
Doctor:
Broad smile ...knowing look..... Amy?
Amy:
I couldn't borrow it for 10 minutes could I?
Doctor:
It's a Kids show Amy.
TO CAMERA
But a Damn good one !
THUMBS UP
Right Stotty?
THE NEW THEME TUNE STARTS BUT YOU HARDLY NOTICE AS IT'S A BIT RUBBISH .