MAN IN A HARVESTER ORDERING HIS DINNER
MAN
I'll have the spit roast chicken thanks.
WAITER
Very good sir.
SCENE2
WAITER RETURNS WITH A LIDDED TRAY AT GROIN HEIGHT. HE WHIPS IT TO REVEAL HE IS SODOMISING A CHICKEN
MAN
You disgusting pervert!
WAITER
What's the matter don't like beak?
I'd like to see the last line uttered by the chicken.
Just laughed out loud at this (including GT's suggestion). Just as well that I am the boss and don't have to explain myself to anyone!
A bit obvious imo.
Inclined to agree with Nil. I picture the sex act before the food when I hear the phrase spit roast. I expect I'm not alone.
Wow Bruce Springsteen likes my work!