Dave And Nick.

DAVID CAMERON AND NICK CLEGG WALK INTO A LIBRARY TOGETHER THEY BOTH TAKE A BOOK FROM THE SHELVES AND SIT OPPOSITE EACHOTHER AT AN EMPTY TABLE AND OPEN THEIR BOOKS.

THEY STARE AT ONE ANOTHER INTENTLY AND THEN BOTH SLOWLY LOOK TO THE SIDE AND THEN SLOWLY BACK TO STARING AT EACHOTHER.

(DAVID CAMERON SHOUTS) BOGEYS!

THEY BOTH START GIGGLING LIKE SCHOOLKIDS.

CAPTION:
DICK & DEM IN DA BUNGALOW COMING SOON

I don't know why it made me laugh - but it did. Maybe it's cos' I'm like an idiot with a pencil - easily amused! I really liked it a lot - I'm still laughing.

I like the idea Steve.

You do get the feeling that they are like a pair of schoolboys that have broken into the staff room or something.

But I think that there might be a better sketch or sketches with this concept.