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Resisting the politically correct

From: Laura K.

I recently saw your site's advertisement on a website for your clothing that read "Isn't time to stop dressing like a retarded superhero."

That was EXTREMELY offensive not only to me but to many others. I have taken the initiative to spread the statement with your companies name attached to many people with special needs and disabilities organizations and campaigns and as a whole refuse to purchase ANY of your products.

I would like for that to change the way you negatively refer to a defenceless population of individuals. And without change I guarantee this will cause negative outcomes for your company. http://www.r-word.org/

That is all. Thank you for your time and sorry you have lost so many potential customers. I hope as a company you can become more compassionate towards others.

Defenceless? I have a missing ring finger and a thigh covered in bite marks that would dispute that claim. Retards are more than capable of taking care of themselves. They have superior strength due to all the puppy stomping and violent couch sex they engage in.

What's more, their brains are better equipped than we give them credit for. They aren't encumbered by things like logic and social standards. When a tard feels threatened, they will lash out like the rabid, hairless chimps they are. Just because they don't resort to pissing estrogen-drenched emails out of their sparkly vaginas doesn't mean they don't know how to respond to insults.

You're just example #1 billion of some worthless busy body defending what doesn't need defending so later tonight you can tell yourself you made a difference as you slip into the dream where your womb isn't barren and you have coworkers who don't leave the room the second you enter.

By the way, if any of my fellow fetishists are interested, the r-word website she mentions will get you home in no time. Oh those almond-shaped eyes and mysteriously wet hands...

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Got this in my inbox. Any other examples of people starting upto the tyranny of politeness police and respect tsars?

Jesus f**king Christ that's hilarious!

Did she reply or top herself?

When I first read it I didn't get it - THEN I read it backwards!

What's she taking offence to? The 'r' word? WTF?

Oh, "retard"?! What a ... well, retard.

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