British Comedy Guide

Food for thought

One man's meat is some woman's bone.

A nipple a day gets the doctor a lay.

It's a bit limp Mr. Birch. But it got me thinking of the male pornstar talent contest.. Bone Idol.

If it's worth a goose it's also worth a gander.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck his thumb in his bum,
pulled out a plum
and said f**kit I,
I didn't know that I had piles.

It's an old one but....

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own

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