One man's meat is some woman's bone.
Food for thought
A nipple a day gets the doctor a lay.
It's a bit limp Mr. Birch. But it got me thinking of the male pornstar talent contest.. Bone Idol.
If it's worth a goose it's also worth a gander.
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
eating his Christmas pie.
He stuck his thumb in his bum,
pulled out a plum
and said f**kit I,
I didn't know that I had piles.
It's an old one but....
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own