What's the point2?

JANIS IS SHOPPING SHE CAREFULLY FOLLOWS A VERY COMPLEX LIST, SHE FILLS A TROLLEY, SOME ITEMS ARE VERY LARGE, SOME HARD TO FIND IT TAKES A LONG TIME.

SCENE2
JANIS RETURNS HOME AND SLOWLY UNPACKS THE SHOPPING ONTO THE KITCHEN TABLE.

TIM WALKS IN.

JANIS
There you go Tim it took me hours to buy all this food. But I suppose I did say I'd do your shopping.

TIM HANDS JANIS SOME MONEY (TO PAY FOR THE SHOPPING)

TIM GOES OUTSIDE AND RETURNS WITH THE WHEELY BIN. HE SHOVES ALL THE FOOD INTO THE BIN.

THEN LIFTS UP HIS SHIRT. HE HAS A STOMA (A DEVICE THROUGH WHICH HE CAN BE FED DIRECTLY INTO HIS STOMACH). HE ATTACHES A FOOD BAG AND SQUEEZES IT TO START FEEDING HIM.

JANIS
But why? What was the point of all that?

TIM
There is no point.

I thought that this was better than the shower one, more pointless and also more imaginative.

Hurrah I am even more pointless.

I enjoyed the sheer pointlessness of it though, here's one for you:

TIM AND JANIS ARE WALKING HAND IN HAND DOWN THE STREET.

TIM IS CARRYING A LARGE LOTTERY CHEQUE FOR 10 MILLION QUID.

JANIS HAS CHAMPAGNE, THEY ARE BOTH SMILING.

A CROWD OF PAPARAZZI ARE IN FRONT, TAKING PICTURES.

SUDDENLY TIM LEAPS ONTO THE ROAD INTO THE PATH OF AN ONCOMING BUS AND IS KILLED INSTANTLY.

CUT TO TIM NOW AT HEAVEN'S PEARLY GATES. AS ST.PETER IS OPENING THE GATES TO LET TIM INTO HEAVEN, TIM GIVES HIM A KICK UP THE ARSE.