To be killed... Page 4

To be killed by a table tennis bat - Smooth-or-roughacide

To be killed by a midget - A bit-on-the-short-cide

To be killed by a fellow Scientologist... insecticide.

To be killed by being plastered - Castacide

To be killed by raving nonsense - Smkas os '¡'ldd cide

To be killed by flowing water - Rivercide

To be killed by duck feathers - Downcide

To be killed by getting out of bed - Getting Upcide.

To be killed by being too close - Nearcide

To be killed by a ladder - Stepacide

To be killed by one - Onecide

To be killed by a period - Oncide

To be stabbed by a Scouser... Merseycide

Giving it a really good one - She gasped-and-Cide

To be killed by a leap in the air. Jumpacide

To be killed by holy matrimony...Herecomesthebride

Killed for being too tall - On-the-high-cide

To be killed in a cemetary - Gravecide

To be killed by a pair of Doctor Martins - Doc-cide

To be killed by pavement edging - Kerbcide

To be killed by a joke - Funnycide

To be killed by The Killers... Mr Brightsidecide.

To be killed by a drunk... Pie-eyedcide.

Nigel, it's been a great idea and great fun but now I'm going to - Stepacide.

To be killed by an energy drink - Lucozide

To be killed by a rollercoaster - keepyourarmsin-cide
To be killed by the Aniston - Jen-acide

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 12 2010, 10:41 AM BST

To be killed by an energy drink - Lucozide

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took you a day John, but worth the wait

Quote: Die Hard @ May 12 2010, 11:23 AM BST

To be killed by a rollercoaster - keepyourarmsin-cide
To be killed by the Aniston - Jen-acide

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these two I like

To be killed by Joel and Ethan - Cohencide

And let this be an end to a great thread!