To be killed by an indoor soccer team... fiveacide.
To be killed whilst meditating... ohmicide.
To be killed by a man in a wheelchair... ironcide.
To be killed in a polling booth... youdecide.
To be killed whilst making a quiet unrelated remark... asideicide.
To be killed by a giraffe who is being helped by a gorilla... assisted zooicide.
Brilliant 
To be killed by your child's bed... mattress-cide
To be killed by being force-fed mushrooms... fungicide
To be killed by your myopic line manager... boss-cide
To be killed by a dyslexic bottle of fermented apples..ci_der
Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2010, 10:18 PM BSTTo be killed by a dyslexic bottle of fermented apples..ci_der
To be killed in an area of Manchester... Mosscide.
To be killed by someone with a dodgy hairdo... Permicide.
To be killed if your name is Defoe... Offcide
To be killed by a conspiracy in your favourite pub.
Inn..cide job.
To be killed by an underage soft drink... Infantacide
To be killed by an ancient Greek poem... Homercide
To be killed by the Gap Band... Oops Upside
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ May 10 2010, 10:45 PM BSTTo be killed by the Gap Band... Oops Upside
Ditto at the Gap band one
To be killed by an ex-Arsenal footballer... PatRice-ide
To be killed by your own anus... Ringcide
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 10 2010, 9:30 PM BSTTo be killed whilst making a quiet unrelated remark... asideicide.
to be killed by a gay - homocide....or campcide...or even, backcide
To be killed in Blackpool - Beside the sea-a-cide
To be killed by a cow - Moo-a-cide
To be killed by a VW Beetle - Herbycide
To be killed by a canal - Suezcide
To be killed by infidelity - Over the-cide
To be killed by a lady punk - Siouxsie Siouxicide