3 CHARITY WORKERS (TIM, JEN AND DEN SIT HAVING A MEETING).
TIM
It's been a tough year for the RNIB. Lets have your annual reports.
JEN
The campaign to swop guide dogs with pit bulls rescued from dog fighting rings. Has lead to 345 blind people being bitten and David Blunkett being molested.
DEN
The campaign to increase our membership by poking people in the eye, has lead to us being sued a record 4000 times.
JEN
And the decision to form a coalition with Al Quaeda has lead to us losing all our donations for this year and our head office being burnt to the ground.
DEN
Why? Why? Why did Gordon Brown have to choose to work for our charity?
TIM
Well in the charity of the blind the one eyed man is blind.