DAVID CAMERON IS TALKING TO THE LOVELY SAM CAM
DAVID
Right all I need is that weasel Nick Clegg's seats and it's tomorrow belongs to we!
SAM
Whatever you say you simpering, smooth faced c**t.
DAVID
What was that?
SAM
I mean super duper my mighty Davey Wavey.
DOOR BELL RINGS
DAVID
That'll be him. He'll be Clegging me for mercy!
NICK CLEGG WALKS ON DRESSED AS PAPA LAZAROU
NICK
Hello Dave, are you Dave?
DAVID
Erm yes call me Dave.
NICK
Your my wife now!
NICK EMBRACES DAVE WHO SQUEALS LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL HE REALLY IS.
SAM
Hooray free at last!
SHE RUNS OFF STAGE.
Not your best Soot but this line is fan-dabby-dozy: