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Girlie Pirate Seeks... Page 13

Female english teacher?

Are you in your happy place again Gavin?

Yep-female teacher-she's only 26, too!

Wow.... How come we never got good looking 26 year old english teachers thats lame.

oh my happy place :D we're I am king and ride anround on my red carpet demanding "things" from people, and they most comply becuase I am king!! and I sail my pirate ship into space to find space booty and people will have to give me their space booty because I'm king!

is it a pirate ship or a magic carpet? Im quite confused! hehe

my magically powered carpet transports me around for short journeys my Pirate ship is used for comfort on a long haul. Both modes of transport are exempt from congestion charges as well which is just super

ah okay. I can just imagine everyone trying to evade the charge like that-would be genius!

I'm not sure the carpets big enough for everyone :D...good looking english teachers get on first, see back on topic. Sometimes I amaze even myself

haha! those english teachers get everywhere

They`ll have to watch out for nasty friction burns though!

Riding a carpet doesn’t give friction burns...Wait a second...You insinuating sexual relations will happen upon my carpet well not on my damn watch not unless I and 4 blondes or brunette or red heads are involved dammit!

Quote: Aaron @ May 16, 2007, 1:05 AM

I vote - and not in a pervy way - that you all post pictures of yourselves with piratey hair. Then I will judge, and name one of you as Pirate Haired Person. Or something.

Okay, i've sent Aaron a new picture of me as a pirate (it was taken last year at a pirate party...i didn't dress up for the occasion of a new avator.)

Gaarrrrr Pirate

Quote: EllieJP @ May 18, 2007, 1:02 AM

Okay, i've sent Aaron a new picture of me as a pirate (it was taken last year at a pirate party...i didn't dress up for the occasion of a new avator.)

Gaarrrrr Pirate

Excellent stuff!

I`ve sent a picc to Aaron for my avatar too. Not all of my hair`s in the pic though.

Pirate

Quote: Gavin @ May 17, 2007, 9:38 PM

Riding a carpet doesn’t give friction burns...Wait a second...You insinuating sexual relations will happen upon my carpet well not on my damn watch not unless I and 4 blondes or brunette or red heads are involved dammit!

Who, me?

*shakes head from side to side but not attempting the full 360 as it may scare people*

It`s just a carpet:D

spinning your head 360 shouting "NOOOOOOOOO!!" certainly would be a good party trick

My wife does that all the time. Not the 360 degree rotation, but the other bit 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'

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