Gentleman for Hire.....

Receptionist on her desk at the male escort agency she works for.
The phone rings.

Receptionist
Good evening Gentleman for Hire, how may I help you.

Male caller
Hi. I want to hire a gentleman for the night for my wife. He has to be a specific kind of gentleman.

Receptionist
Okay Sir, what must he look like.

Male caller
Not the average man.

Receptionist
We have a dwarf,

Male caller
Nope too small

Receptionist
We have a Tranny

Male caller
Nope too female

Receptionist
We have a badly scarred man.

Male Caller
Nope too ugly

Receptionist
We have a 23 stone man

Male Caller
Nope too fat

Receptionist
We have a pensioner

Male Caller
Nope too old.

Receptionist.
*Sighs* Well caller if you can be more specific about what you want

Male caller
Well a tall handsome well hung great in bed, hard working, loves kids, idolises women, adores to hoover and always cooks gentleman.

Receptionist.
I am sorry caller that kind of man does not exist.

Male Caller
Hold on, I am just going to put you on speaker phone so my wife can hear that. Now can you repeat what you just said please

Receptionist.
I am sorry caller that kind of man does not exist.

Male caller, to his wife in background just before the phone clicks off.

I told you didn’t I you stupid bitch.

Hee! Like it.

LOL!

Funny...

although it'd probably work better (in my very humble opinion - I'm no expert or anything) if you stop at the 'Hold on...' line?

Charley, that is brilliant!

Very very good! That'll get on telly, keep that in your good pile for sending out to t.v!!

It's obviously not YOUR husband is it?

From what I hear (from yourself mainly) you're not at all fussy.

Not sure about this one, Charley.
It reads, to me, a bit like an old joke expanded to a sketch.

Thanks Guy's. Johnny it was meant as a new way for an old joke. You cant beat some of the oldies so your as well joining them.

David it was not my hubs. The only thing he does for me is clamber on my nerves and live their forever. Jesting Gav. You are wonderful.*choking on toast*

It's a good gag, Charlie. It works right away which can only be a good thing.

Maybe that's what Charley needs - a good gag......