Happy Birthday cowboy!
(I take it the hints were serious?)
Happy Birthday DaButt
A Birthday Salute! 
Happy birthday!
*fires six shooters recklessly into the air*
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 8 2010, 3:09 PM BSTA Birthday Salute!
Uncanny!
We can give the candles back!
I mean, Happy Birthday!
Blimey, everyone's mums were having busy Augusts.
Happy birthday Dabutt!
Happy Birthday Randy!!! Going anywhere nice to celebrate??
Quote: zooo @ May 8 2010, 3:25 PM BSTBlimey, everyone's mums were having busy Augusts.
Thanks, everyone.
My parents tell me that I was conceived in an Albuquerque hotel room while they were on their honeymoon. They were driving from their wedding in Michigan to their new home in Las Vegas and "it was a Sunday in Albuquerque with nothing else to do."
Quote: AndreaLynne @ May 8 2010, 3:28 PM BSTHappy Birthday Randy!!! Going anywhere nice to celebrate??
Nah. I haven't had any sort of birthday party since I was about 10 years old, but I think I caught the neighbor ladies exchanging glances when I mentioned the occasion, so they may be cooking something up.
Happy Birthday DaButt! I hear you like Mexican, so I got you this...
Happy Birthday from one of your favourite types of people: a lefty liberal elitist! 
Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Dabby (as I'm sure you are called by your mates).
Happy Birthday
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ May 8 2010, 4:05 PM BSTHappy Birthday Dabby (as I'm sure you are called by your mates).
You missed out the comma !
And Happy Birthday, Colonial Cousin !
Happy birthday dawg.
Happy Birthday, Dabutt. I was going to post a picture but when I Googled dabutt I don't think you'd have wanted me to post what I found.
Have a good one.