David Cameron is filmed all in soft focus pushing a swing - lovely smile on his face.
VO: It's been three months now since David Cameron got the keys to number 10. A young couple with a young family once more enjoy life in the halls of power.
David : Its just been bliss since we moved in. The problems of the world just seem to have lifted. Greece found that pot of gold. The Taliban threw down their guns and welcomed democracy. And the economic crises just evaporated......of course, it's probably just because I'm so in love. And of course, the patter of tiny feet will soon be running through the cabinet office.
Camera pans out to reveal a smiling and very pregnant Nick Clegg on the swing looking just as much in love as Cameron.
