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Whats the meanest thing you've done.

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Whats the meanest thing you have ever ever done. I have millions but one of my meanest is this....

I used to have to babysit my little twin brothers all the time. The only way I could get through it was to find my own amusement from it.

One night I sat them down in the livingroom & said that as they have been soooooo good they could stay up late & watch a film with me. They were so excited. I told them that we were going to watch a true story.

Anyhoo I put on Salems lot for them. Now for those of you that dont know what this film is about it's to do with vampire children etc, that tap on your window in the middle of the night then fly in and eat you.

Well my poor brothers were begging for me to turn it off. They hid behind cushions, which I quickly conviscated.

After the film had finished I sent them to bed and told them that they must go straight to sleep as the (children would be watching).

Then I done a terrible thing.

My brothers bedroom was right next to the bathroom. I rooked in the downstairs cupboard till i found an old fishing rod, then I crept upstairs, opened the bathroom window, hung out of it with the fishing rod and tapped on their window.

They ran out screaming with their hair on end. It was hysterical. I sent them back to bed after scolding them then went back to the bathroom to continue my fun.

This went on for about 2 hours till I got tired & bored.

Now aint I just the best big sister in the whole wide world.

Charley, this website isn't a confessional.

Quote: Leevil @ May 4, 2007, 3:00 PM

Charley, this website isn't a confessional.

Oh! I thought it was. Damn.....

Bon voyage Charley. Don't forget my virtual Duty Frees.

And congrats on reaching 700 - postings that is, not blokes.

And surely this site isn't big enough for your confessions.

I have decided that i wld be catholic if i cld afford it. Seeing as I am a pikey I decided on agnostic. Suddenly I am no longer lost. Every F**ker wants to show me the way. Wahooooooooooooooo. >_< >_< Whistling nnocently Teary ;)

I think that she might be a little squiffy.

I am Aaron. Go on ask me sommat. It will be fun.I am pissed and truthfull.

I daren't...

Go on go on go on go on go on go on.

I'm Catholic and let me tell you the guilt is horrible until you confess then repent then your fine. Actually its quite a good religion in that way. Agnostic is quite good, I would become one but once you are a Catholic they never let you leave. Its like the Mafia. Its also good for comedy because without it i'd just be another white middle class male talking about airline food which would be difficult as i don't fly.

You're a Roman Catholic, and have been since before you were born...

Yep i'm RC, the type which burns easily. I can't be King either but thats alright because Catholics wouldn't have the time to be king

KING:
Bless me Father for I have sinned.

PRIEST:
Yes Child.

KING:
Last Friday I dressed up as a Nazi, on Wednesday I insulted orientals, yesterday I told my mistress I wanted to be a tampon in her virgina and today I organised a conspiracy to kill another member of the Royal Family in a car crash in Paris.

PRIEST:
That’s 10,00 Hail Marys and 20,000 Our Fathers.

KING:
What! Not again

I hate religion. Jehovah's are the worst. Knocking on my door and ramming their religion down my throat. I dont want to talk about Jesus's erection before tea.

Each to their own but I would rather believe in something more believable. Like Fairies, mermaids & the like.

I believed you had gone already.

Not Till Monday Leevil. You still have all weekend with me. Lucky fooker.

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