Pub Quickie

INT. NIGHT. PUB.

MAN: (to drinking partner)
I'll have to nip to the loo... again.

CUT TO MAN AT URINAL. HE UNZIPS HIS FLIES WHEN SUDDENLY THE GRIM REAPER APPEARS.

GRIM REAPER:
Not be long now mate, sorry, not be long now Jim. What's wrong? Got some stage fright have we? Don't worry about me, pee til your blue in the face. Yes Jim, time is.. (GRIM REAPER GLANCES AT JIM'S GENITALS)... short. Roll on next Thursday, 2.34pm. See ya then Jim. Oh, and Jim I think you need a cubicle, phew!

GRIM REAPER SLAPS JIM ON THE BACK, LAUGHS AND DISAPPEARS.

I like the idea of the Grim Reaper approaching the bloke while he's pissing in the pub, Nigel.

Perhaps he could put three quid in the condom machine just as the Grim Reaper appears?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ May 4 2010, 12:08 AM BST

Perhaps he could put three quid in the condom machine just as the Grim Reaper appears?

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GRIM REAPER:
You shoulda spent that on beer Jim, STD's and unwanted pregnancies are the least of your worries.

Thanks Godot.

Funny as always Nigel.

I like Godot's idea too.