How Do You Celebate?

Dear Brainier ones, I got a english exam and I gotta write about the sexual suffix "ate".
I'm OK for masturb-ate; that I can write reams about. Castr-ate, not too tough,
I reckon I've got the balls to see that one of as well. Ejacul-ate, that's an easy one. I'll take a shot at it, anyway. Copul-ate - f**king doddle. Fell-ate, not too sure how that'll go down. Consum-ate, I'm still trying to digest that one. Flatul-ate, dunno if this one's more of a gay thing. I'll probably drop it. Impregn-ate,
my girlfriend'll give me hand with this one.
BUT the one that's got me stumped is Celib-ate - how the f**k do you do that?

Hmmm. Well I doubt you'll do too well in your English exam. There's a couple of spelling mistakes, your use of punctuation is inconsistent, there's a couple of missed capitals, one or two contractions you probably shouldn't use in a serious essay, a couple of erroneous commas and you start a sentence and a paragraph with 'but' and also capitalise the whole word for some reason.

Thanks for the grammatical analysis of my blurb. Sorry to have wasted you time - it was supposed to be a joke! Obviously, it failed to titil-ate!

Give your "R"s an airing and celib-rate