British Comedy Guide

Near silent violent Hare Krishna sketch

ABIG BAND OF HARE KRISHNAS ARE WALKING UP OXFORD STREET BEATING THEIR CYMBALS AND BEING A NUISANCE.

THEY BLOCK TRAFFIC

INTERRUPT A ROMANTIC KISS

AND FRIGHTEN A CHILD TILL SHE CRYS

AN ANNOYED BUSINESS MAN PULLS OUT A MOBILE PHONE AND DIALS, BEFORE GETTING OUT HIS CREDIT CARD AND MAKING A PHONE PAYMENT

A BIG CROWD OF PEOPLE DRESSED IN RED APROACH THE HARE KRISHNAS

HARE KRISHNAS
Hare hare Krishna Krishna

CROWD IN RED
Khali Khali kill kill

THE PEOPLE IN RED PULL OUT KNIVES AND GAROTTES AND HORRIBLY BUTCHER THE HARE KRISHNAS. THEY GO DOWN BLEEDING AND CHANTING

CROWD CHEERS AND TIP THE PEOPLE IN RED.

I'd've preferred a sketch about Hare Krishna's getting some Hairy Crushnuts. But being an incurable wordster is my failing, not yours.

Is it of any significance that they are dressed in red? Who are they meant to be?

Thugee worshippers of Khali an Indian godess of death.

Didn;t you watch Indiana Jones?

Is that the film with Chewbacca in it?

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