JANE IS ON THE PHONE
JANE
Yes we're having our conservatory done. Yes it's a wonderful company "Big society builders." They're 20% cheaper than anyone else.
DAVE CMAERON AND GEORGE OSBOURNE WALK ON
JANE
Right chaps so where is it?
DAVE
There it is.
JANE
But there's nothing there.
DAVE
I know that's how Big Society Builders work. You pay 20% less and build it yourself.
JANE
But then why did I just pay thousands of pounds?
GEORGE
You want to go back to the bad old days. Of Labor coming round taking money off you and doing stuff?
DAVE
With Big Society Builders you give us the money and we leave you free to do what ever you want.
JANE
Maybe I should call that nice Mr Clegg.
DAVE
I wouldn't do that.
JANE
Why not?
GEORGE
What ever colour piant you give him, it comes out Brown in the end. Here's your bill.
JANE
But this is £150 more than you quoted.
GEORGE
It's because your unmarried you whore.