Hello everbody.
I can't be a comedian. I've got a stammer. It's okay I'm used to jokes about it. Used to be in acting until the stammer hit me. I'm interested in comedy writing and starting up some comedy nights. I like improv too. Nice to meet you all.
Magoo.
Welcome aboard! 
Thanks Cipolata
Magoo.
*waves*
Welcomes, tis nice ere
Hi Magoo
Welcome to the BCG.
I've seen a Comedian with a Stammer before.
Writings better than performing anyway, especially if you are as bad a performer as I am..
Welcome to the board.
Hey there!