No - DEFINITELY NOT for playing with myself.
What's in your pockets? Page 2
I am happy to put my hands in anyone's pocket. David I have a nice hole you CAN play with if you like... 
David! Nooooooooo! It'll fall off!
In my pockets I've got one red ball and one green one.
Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 8:31 PMA snot rag and a hole. (NOT for playing with myself)
So you’ve only got snot on your rag, I’ll take your word for it.
I thought I would see what was in my 17 year old pockets.
2 extra large condoms. *Face gleaming with pride at the XL*
A moby with a wallpaper of some birds big f**koff tits. *Thinking my boy may need feeding*
Oh and a local newspaper cutting of a room to let. *Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 10:33 PMIn my pockets I've got one red ball and one green one.
You should probably get that checked out.
Quote: charley rance @ May 3, 2007, 10:38 PMI thought I would see what was in my 17 year old pockets.
2 extra large condoms. *Face gleaming with pride at the XL*
That's called incest.
Quote: charley rance @ May 3, 2007, 10:38 PMI thought I would see what was in my 17 year old pockets.
Oh and a local newspaper cutting of a room to let. *Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
I thought you couldn't wait to get rid of them.
Dont tell my boys that David. They think its just playing mummy's & daddy's so they know for the future. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ew.
Phone 'n Keys and fluff.
I was just looking in my hand bag...i have the normal purse, phone and keys!
I also have a diary, a map, a smaller map of Melbourne, a train timetable, a train map, and also my address written down...
I think i'm subconsciously afraid of getting lost here...
Aus is a big place damn it!
Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 10:33 PMIn my pockets I've got one red ball and one green one.
that sounds a bit like the start of a probability question. I need to stop being so nerdy-Im scaring myself!
Nothing I was just mugged
seriously!? oh dear 