Lol. I'm tempted.
Sir!
LOL!
Oh crikey... what next?
Madam Charley Rance. I'd sound like a brothel owner.
I've read your posts Charley and I wonder if you'd call yourself a 'Lady'?
lol!
Good job charley has a sense of humour... er... you do have a sense of humour charley, right?
LOL. Yes. I am a kind of lady. I mean i do have a Jack Danny so I think that counts.
I'd love to be a Knight (of the Garter, naturally) or a Lord. For real, that is.
Aaron remember you are taking over the world (with the exception of France, they can be the one everyone else ignores, is it possible to ignore that smell?), you can be what ever you want and with the correct operation you could be a "lady" or "madam".
One day, I'll rule you all! Mwhahahhhhahaa!
ooh, I wouldn't say no to being a Lady!
It's the only female one that sounds any good. Dame, Madam and Duchess make you sound like a decrepit old woman.
I have Harry monk but that don,t make me a dad
Do you really have a Jack Danny that counts.I have a cock that crows
I know I am a gentleman. my father, I called him sir, I would have called him milkman but it upset my mum.Dad said you can always tell a gentleman, He gets out of the bath for a piss
I bet Carol Vorderman has a Jack Danny that counts.
And performs complex algebraic calculations, "not by the hair on her quimmy, quim chin."
Ahem.
Can i be a Queen!?!
Queen Eleanor sounds pretty good right?!
Can i buy that title though or have i got to marry one of those disgusting looking children of Charles? 
Is she on c...down