British Comedy Guide

Father Clegg

NICK CLEGG IS TALKING TO VINCE CABLE

NICK CLEGG
I can't believe it I'm as popular as Winston Churchill!

VINCE CABLE
I know your as popular as Winston, without defeating Hitler or ever actually doing anything.

VINCE CABLE
And now it's time for your Dunkirk moment.

NICK CLEGG
You sure this is going to work?

VINCE CABLE
Well granted the 1000s of Britains stranded in France aren't fleeing the Nazi menace. They're only fleeing a weeks delay to their flights, but a results a result.

VINCE CABLE HANDS NICK SOME ARMBANDS THEY SEEM VERY HEAVY

NICK CLEGG
Ok but I'll only be able to bring back one at a time.

VINCE CABLE
That'll do.

NICK CLEGG WALKS OFF STAGE

FX OF A LOUD SPLASH

VINCE CABLE MAKES A CALL.

VINCE
He went for it Ming...yes drowning him is a bit extreme...but if we win this election are you actually going to come up with some policies?

Perfect.

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